Secrets of a Wizard

Theraputic limo classes cloud the midgets judgment as he stalks his burrow through the amazon desert just wishing for a toasted sub from the depths of the ocean. Well i grew up on the moon and we dont get a lot of ketchup there so im just tryin to get some money so i can free all the sheep from the pastry man who comes to collect 14 dollars every second tuesday was my grandmothers cats name until he kept poopin on the rug in front of the fireplace where we cooked so many hams for easter is my birthday how lucky is that so i go to casinos all the time and i lose my watch so here goes nothing i was last years hopscotch champion in every block i have the magical properties of a picture frame and i can melt old lemons with mind lightning. If we could ever construct a malicious duck to wander the streets of harlem i think that our rising bath tub water could evaporate on mr bush's theory that canada has an overactive bladder could be a contributing factor to the war in iraq that destroys so many lizards home if you stop to think about it i would never enter another beauty pageant. i am addicted to bouncy balls and stealing street signs that say my daddy works here its a blast off houston we have a problem child up in the sky high was a retarded disney movie i could have written a much better script than those writers of the Simpsons are graduates from Harvard isnt that ironic or metallic or even slightly spherical but hey whos counting? Im more of a dog person. Until i was 17 i was under the impression that the word Cannibal meant that a food was able to be put in a can. imagine if we were all puppets that were deaf and mute buttons are the most important ones on remotes if you ask me about parliament i will most likely tell you i dont speak spanish and cough blood into my hand just like a person suffering from TB.